i just really like it when men push their sleeves up or roll the sleeves of their button-ups to their elbows i mean i really like it really
releasethemurderbirds: releasethemurderbirds: My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom. “What’s this, what’s this? There’s products everywhere. What’s this? I think it goes in hair.”
You cannot tell someone with a panic/anxiety...
loveisallthingsmaroon: it doesn’t work that way.
goretrait: can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly don’t give them any ideas o_o
gothbaby: omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian” cRYING
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
News in Canada: human body parts found in the mail
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
AP student: I'm in so many AP classes
AP student: they're advanced placement
AP student: that's what "AP" means
AP student: so that means I'm really smart
AP student: AP courses are college-level courses
AP student: I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today
AP student: because AP
so uh, why wasnt tom cast as snow white?
duhleksassbuttsmockingjaysohmy: Lips red as blood. Hair black as night. Skin white as snow …he’s the fairest of them all, too.
rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
textposter2: if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
kittensonaclouddd-deactivated20 asked: Oh LOL you probably think I'm a creep b'c I knew it was your bday huh... hahah But I follow one of your friends & she was like "wish my canadian friend a happy birthday" or something like that.
accioscabior: pizzaforpresident: So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain……. I LIVE IN FLORIDA. FUCK.
kittensonaclouddd-deactivated20 asked: HAAAAPPPY BIRRTHHDDAAAYY! (:
webular asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY♥
dallonweekes: when ppl from my school think they like a band more than me
It’s the night of me answering questionnaires that I find. My apologies.[[MORE]] 1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel? When I’m saying how I feel. 2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?...
guys i find attractive
twice my age
power crazy Asgard God