33,000 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Be My Friend.

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Posted July 26th
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kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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Posted July 26th
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asmilinggoddess:

this show is incredible

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

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Posted July 26th
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not-that-far-from-neverland:

thehardtimesofjennataylor:

this is beautiful

Where the fuck is Martha Stewart?!

wincestplease:

daddyjared:

u disrespect sam then u disrespect me

image

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Posted July 26th
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dajo42:

mama we all go to heck
mama we all go to heck
im writing this letter
and wishing… you… uh… weck

fuck

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Posted July 26th
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niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H
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turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

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Posted July 26th
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the person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger.

the person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger.

Posted July 25th
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mountains-i-could-move:

heyfunniest:

basically, yes.

I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes